Texts from Yoda

Apartment 833, Coronet Suites

My name is Rick, and I live in a two-bedroom apartment with Yoda. After a few weeks of epic/hilarious texts, I decided to document the little guy's messages. These are 100% real.

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Yoda ate some shit today

To be honest, I’m 98% sure he’s the one who pooped on the toast last night when he was drunk.